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Gollis is a Norwegian tourist attraction. It is a 9-metre (30 ft) tall Santa Claus made out of plastic materials. It is located in Lyngseidet in Lyngen Municipality in Troms county. Lyngseidet is 15 km north of the village of Furuflaten and 12 km by ferry from Olderdalen.
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Orthogonikleithrus is a genus of extinct ray-finned fish that lived during the Late Jurassic period. It lived in lagoonal and restricted shallow subtidal zones.
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