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{"type":"standard","title":"The Sandman: Brief Lives","displaytitle":"The Sandman: Brief Lives","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q201973","titles":{"canonical":"The_Sandman:_Brief_Lives","normalized":"The Sandman: Brief Lives","display":"The Sandman: Brief Lives"},"pageid":79458,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Brief_Lives.jpg","width":252,"height":394},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Brief_Lives.jpg","width":252,"height":394},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262146500","tid":"a73c8e99-b674-11ef-8a2a-00d53eea1692","timestamp":"2024-12-09T21:29:21Z","description":"Comic book album","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Sandman%3A_Brief_Lives"}},"extract":"Brief Lives (1994) is the seventh collection of issues in the DC Comics series, The Sandman. Written by Neil Gaiman, penciled by Jill Thompson, inked by Vince Locke and Dick Giordano, coloured by Daniel Vozzo, lettered by Todd Klein, with cover art by Dave McKean. The introduction was written by Peter Straub but was published as an afterword; Gaiman wrote a brief introduction explaining this.","extract_html":"
Brief Lives (1994) is the seventh collection of issues in the DC Comics series, The Sandman. Written by Neil Gaiman, penciled by Jill Thompson, inked by Vince Locke and Dick Giordano, coloured by Daniel Vozzo, lettered by Todd Klein, with cover art by Dave McKean. The introduction was written by Peter Straub but was published as an afterword; Gaiman wrote a brief introduction explaining this.
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