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Bernd Posselt is a German politician, who served as a Member of the European Parliament from 1994 to 2014, representing the Christian Social Union in Bavaria (CSU) and the European People's Party (EPP). He is currently a member of the executive board of the CSU.
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An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts is an Italian romantic comedy television series based on the novel of the same name by Silvia Zucca. It was released on Netflix on 27 October 2021. After two seasons, the series was cancelled in 2022.
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