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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}

{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}

{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}

{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}

{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?","punchline":"A cursor!","id":435}

{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}

{"type":"general","setup":"What does the mermaid wear to math class?","punchline":"Algae-bra.","id":393}

{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a duck that gets all A's?","punchline":"A wise quacker.","id":202}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}

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